Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Thanks, Barack, For Rising Above Politics



I know we're all amazed by the "historic" victory of Obama, but I would like Obama for America to stop trying to sell me cheesy commemorative plates and calendars. Why should I send thirty-five dollars to support the DNC when Obama can't even make it to Georgia for a day to campaign for Jim Martin? Or as he's better known, the guy who's not Saxby Chambliss. What can my thirty-five dollars do more effectively for the Party than a Democratic senator in congress could do? What can possibly be better for the party than to have sixty senators? And what could have possibly been more effective in achieving that than for Historic Man to come out to Georgia, even if only for one day, to tell people that there's an election? Did anyone outside of Marietta vote? Whatever. No. I don't want a mug.

3 comments:

  1. Seriously! Check out the kids section of your local bookstore--I think I saw at least three children's books on Barack Obama already! He's not even president yet--he's only been president elect for 30 days--when did publishers find time to create these things? Are there thousands of John McCain childrens books in some warehouse somewhere--backs up in case president elect Obama didn't win?

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  2. that's it. put on a hidden camera hat- we're going to the warehouse to find the john mccain children's books! hell, let's just write it ourselves. you're in charge of this one, lit snob. i can't wait to see everyone. is sarah palin the tinkerbell or the mary poppins or the ice queen or the lady who jumps out of the cake? wait...

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  3. I believe that the reason that Mr. Obama did not attend Georgia rallies to push the Democratic party was because he did not think the Democratic party would win. He did not want to be involved with a loser.

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