Thursday, February 26, 2009
Fly Clear?
For $200/year, your fingerprints, and a scan of your iris you can now skip the long and dreadful lines to get through security at over 20 airports nationwide. Sounds wonderful. Nothing better than giving up your most personal of identifying information to some random private company. That information will most likely be given to the government, and who knows who else will get their hands on it. Conspiracy theories aside, what happens when everyone starts getting these things? You know what would really cut down waiting time at the security line? The ridiculous security theater. No, my 7oz shampoo is not a bomb. And if my 3oz bottle of shampoo that you actually let me keep was a bomb, I'm pretty sure that ziploc bag would not contain the explosion. Give me a break America. Let's spend the money where it counts...
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seriously. can bombs not be made with less than 3 ounces of goo? and are knitting needles and swiss army knife keychains (which i think everyone used to have before there was Homeland Security) really that much more of a throat stabber than a pen? a lot of people have lost a lot of things. and some of them were jelly.
ReplyDeletei could blind the flight attendant by squirting my gooey curl-refining shampoo in her ocular cavity, stab the next one in the jugular with my crochet hook, use the same crochet hook to pop open the door to the cockpit, and then force the pilot to fly to Rio by threatening him with my defrizzing conditioner. It's the perfect plan.....
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Let's do it!
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