The Supreme Court Rules Against Whales

Navy sonar seems to be driving whales crazy and disorienting them. They are beaching themselves with bleeding ears and brains and swimming so crazy they're getting the bends. The Navy was ordered to stop training with the sonar in whale-rich waters, but our friend George W. told them to go on ahead even though he had no legal right to intervene. And now our highest court lifts the ban entirely. Go Navy.