OMGZZZ!!!! PANIC!!!

So, press the panic button! One hundred and thirteen cases of swine flu have been confirmed worldwide! This certainly is a pandemic! Shut everything down! Be afraid! SARS, monkeypox, and bird flu didn't get you, but swine flu most definitely will!!! It has already affected 1 in 6,000,000 people worldwide! You could be next! That's almost two 10 millionths of a percent! Be afraid!!!!!!!